WOMAN

"She floats, she hesitates; in a word, she's a woman"
 "The meaning of what it is to be a woman has never been more open-ended and therefore more filled with anxiety"
"Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size"
  "The individual woman is required ... a thousand times a day to choose either to accept her appointed role and thereby rescue her good disposition out of the wreckage of her self-respect, or else follow an independent line of behavior and rescue her self-respect out of the wreckage of her good disposition"  
 "When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
 "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is `What does a woman want?'"
"A woman can look both moral and exciting - if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle"
 "I think being a woman is like being Irish ... Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same"
"Fickle and changeable always is woman"
"A man is as old as he's feeling,A woman as old as she looks
"Men play the game, women know the score"
"A complete woman is probably not a very admirable creature. She is manipulative, uses other people to get her own way, and works within whatever system she is in"
"The prime truth of woman, the universal mother...that if a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly
One is not born a woman; one becomes one
 Woman was God's second blunder"
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football
The greatest glory of a woman is to be least talked about by men
 A woman seldom writes her mind but in her postscrip
 A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
 Frailty, thy name is woman!
 Men, at most, differ as Heaven and earth,But women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell
 A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can
 A woman's place is in the wrong
 I expect that woman will be the last thing civilized by man
 A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not
 Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult
 I hate women because they always know where things are
Most women are not as young as they are painted
 She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression
 A woman knows enough if she knows enough to mend our shirts and cook us a steak
 Man has his will; but woman has her way
 All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his
 When women go wrong, men go right after them
 Women - one half of the human race at least - care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry
 Women can't forgive failure
 Women, then, are only children of a larger growth
 Can anything be more absurd than keeping women in a state of ignorance, and yet so vehemently to insist on their resisting temptation?
 Women are really much nicer than men: no wonder we like them
 Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke
 There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature
 If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born slaves?
 Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything
 O fairest of creation, last and bestOf all God's works
 Music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business is
 A woman's place is in the home
 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
 A woman's work is never done