ADVANTAGES OF WOMEN

It's good to be a woman!

- You do not have to shave every morning ...
- When going to have a baby, you are always ahead of partner and, especially, you know for sure it's yours ...
- When not in the mood to make love, you can fake an orgasm, and that is not seen, unlike men ...
- When you dress up in a shirt belonging lover, you can be very seductive, but when you see him dressed in women's clothes, things change ...
- It is said that women live longer than men ...
- At a meeting of love, a woman that is alleged not to late, but woe to the man who dares to leave his beloved to wait ...
- A man who watches movies "dirty" is a stalker, but a woman does for fun ...
- There are nights where women free entrance to clubs ...
- When a woman sleeps with a friend, do not say it, that would have other sexual orientations ...
- We can afford to have and to drive small, very small, without feeling that we are losing virility ...
- Being small in stature can be an asset, but for a man is always a handicap ...
- It is enough to declare yo

urself pregnant and you get a seat on the bus ...