IS GOOD TO BE A MAN

. 1 - You keep your good mood all month.
. 2 - Drivers do not make you stupid.
. 3 - Do not carry around a bag full of shit.
. 4 - You're not stealing from hairdresser.
. 5 - You're perpendicular if nobody notice your new haircut.
. 6 - When interviewing for a job your body does not matter.
. 7 - If you criticize the work, not think everyone secretly hate you.
. 8 - No-one of the colleagues he has the ability to make you cry.
. 9 - lingerie cost you 50,000 instead of 500,000.
10. - Three pairs of shoes are enough.
. 11 - Arrangements for the wedding resolve themselves.
12. - Wedding Apparel: 3,000,000 instead of 9,000,000
13. - I keep surnames life.
14. - Honeymoon or vacation you need one bag.
15. - You're bathing and you're ready IN10 minutes.
16. - You walked in white shirt with places where you can wet.
17. - Everything on your face stays the same color
18. - Do not have to shave below the throat.
19. - You can leave the hotel bed spread good conscience.
20. - Gray hair and wrinkles you are good.
21. - Can participate in a burping contest without Shame.
22. - You can say anything without caring about what the world thinks.
23. - Can be Referee, Popa, President.
24. - You can walk in the evening with the car.
25. - You can forget a birthday or make other mistakes, flowers will arrange everything.
26. - Can you sit with your legs apart, so what!
27. - Go to the bathroom alone, not in pairs or in groups
28. - Toilet queues are 80% more rare
29. - No need to stop at the next gas station because "it's too dirty toilet"
30. - Can you admire Bruce Willis without starving to look like him.
31. - Luis Miguel, Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and others are not part of your universe; there are only a handful of fagots.
32. - No need to clean the apartment every time someone comes.
. 32 - You know at least 20 options to open a beer.
33. - You can rationalize any phrase with a simple "yes-a in p .. m .."
34. - No need to monitor your friends sex lives.
35. - You go to visit a friend without them going a gift.
36. - Phone calls with friends takes less than 60 seconds.
37. - If you call a friend when you said you do, it will not comment other that you've changed.
38. - You can watch TV for hours with a friend, quietly, without thinking: "Does it upset me?"
39. - If someone forgets to invite you to an event, continue to be your friend
40. - If someone goes to a party with a sweater like yours, do not mind.
41. - If you're 34 and you're not married, your friends do not care, on the contrary, I congratulate you.
42. - Your friends do not care if you're weak or you gained.
43. - Do not care if some people talk behind you.
44. - No need to thank your kids eating only debris.
45. - You can scratch my crotch at any time of day.
46. - If it's hot you can open your shirt without problems.
47. - With 400 million sperm every "game", you could double the earth's population ... at least in theory.
48. - Can be a father day if you want, without having to wait nine months.
49. - No offense as the best friend of yours has other friends
50. - BUT .... compared to a woman .... you sexualmente WEAK!